Bruce Wayne was the Karate Kid?

A Different World-ish

Can you blame them? Did you see those cheese sandwiches?

And this scar is from the time Ja Rule stabbed me.

Vanna's Important, Pat

I demand Samurai & Apache Chief cameos!

Throw in some predators and you've got yourself a deal.

You were eating jizz for dinner?

With a 20-minute street fight about sunglasses. Then, when the loser puts on the sunglasses, he dances in his underwear to "Old Time Rock and Roll."

Meh-ry Christmas, I mean happy birthday!

Peaches or GTFO!

Ben Kingsley?

Now that's a burn of biblical proportions.

*Jesus runs through wall*

This is why Marconi plays the mamba.

Damn Fine Black Coffee in Bed

But they all have evil twins.

Wham! opened and closed with "Everything She Wants"

Comey don't play that.

Qweef is just trying to keep it classy.