I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

He'll be eatin' potatoes and listening to U2.

Curse you!

One of them was standing on the other's shoulders and they were wearing a raincoat.

On top of Old Smoky?

Die Antwoord Die

What's that? You want me to read you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

"I had a heart attack and thanks to my top notch health care, I was back hunting endangered species in no time." - Jimmy John

Don't Trust the Bio in Apartment AP

They broke Ja rules

He loved it more than life itself.

No. It goes like this: Baby on board, something something, Chuck Lorre.

I heard he jumped onto a log that turned out to be an alligator.

More like Trail of Tears. Because of the shoddy stitching in her clothing line.

I never would have guessed.

Gee, I hope it's an uplifting song about stabbing yourself in the chest.

Hey-oo!

Baili Wick Chapter 2 starring Keanu Reeves.

Somebody had to.

"Says you!" - First born son of Welcome Shaq Kotter.