I remember when it was The Gong Show.

Blue Idol?

I got a Charlie Brown notification for this?

Dauber was busy.

The AV Club:

Ooh, erotic crosses.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

But the old guy had a bomb in his underpants.

I'll give you one guess.

Can't they just sneeze on the aliens?

*Dick Whitman buys the world a Coke*

Gag me with a spoon!

Avoid the Noid.

Space phones work both ways.

They were too busy doing push-ups nude on the edge of cliffs.

Well, he is dressed up like million dollar trouper.

They haven't been Unchained yet.

One has to be about how to date Natalie Dormer.

Shame on a Clinton!

Viktor Vaughn?