“Size is justice.”

“Mmmmm, 60 hours of your life was spent on this? That’s neat because we’re celebrating 35 years of Mario games and your game looks like a cease and desist order waiting to happen. By the way, here’s a cease and desist order. Delete all of your assets.”

Real talk though, Custom Order Maid 3D 2 is pretty freaking great. The ability to play the entire game in VR is nice.

I can’t be mad. They stated the reason and weren’t snide about it. I can’t imagine there would be any backlash over this announcement. I’m not going to buy it, but I’m not butt-hurt over it. What actually is absurd is that there are gaming publications out there that are trying to stick up for Ooblets and their…

I will buy whatever new game he makes.

It’s a secret that leads the player to a hidden Magic School Bus world.

She is da queen. We will spit on all of her foes.

Lemme guess... They’re saving the good animation for the Blu-ray release?

Intimacy Mode? The same mode accessed via the Dressing Room in previous versions of SK that allows you to touch, smack, bounce, and tear clothes off the girls? The same game mode that SK Reflexions on the Nintendo Switch was based entirely off of plus the motion controls and the whole touchy-feely massaging? Wow, Sony…

The final battle in Super Mario 3D World featured Cat-Bowser, based on the cat power-up they added in that game. They could just do that gimmick again.

We certainly can’t count out the oddly-conveniently-placed opaque cloud of steam either.

I would assume that Japan may still require mosaics or some sort of blur or flash of light to cover the offending area.

Always happy to see Gang Beasts getting some love. It pulled out of Early Access recently, yes?

I had an i5-2400 and finally had to upgrade this year to an i7-7700k. My PC seemed like it was trying to kill itself every time I booted up Gears of War 4 (which I originally was able to get it to run at 60 fps once) getting about 10 fps before I finally built a new rig. I think the only old part I used from the old…

Started my Fortnite account by playing on Xbox. After cross-play was added with StW mode, I hopped on the PC version and had all my progress and skins and everything. I haven’t connected a PS4 account to my Epic account. So I was able to connect my Fortnite account, which originally started on Xbox One, to my Nintendo…

The cheaters were on PC though, weren’t they? Consoles don’t have Cheat Engine.

That’s an odd way to spell Knack...

Next Claire will tell us she’s 10% black.

I came here to say exactly that. This doesn’t put a dent in Sony’s or Activision’s wallet. Everybody who wanted it already owns it. I bet this doesn’t even include DLC.

All I’m asking for are Friend-Only lobbies. I’ve seen mods for Skyrim where people actually got some janky online multiplayer working, so it’s obvious there was already interest for an online game like this.