“To be honest, those who have an Xbox are hentai gamers.”

You very much sound like a hipster (sorry) but it’s a valid feeling. I wasn’t one of the cool Western kids who played on Japanese servers, so I’m looking forward to the imminent PC release here.

Here are the songs in case you can’t remember what they sounded like:

You act as if Japan is the only country with a schoolgirl fetish.

?? She’s 25.

I played it in Japanese, they put a lot of work into the story and event portions of the game.

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

Assholes tend to find more success than they deserve. 

Needless high heels; needless make-up; slim, hourglass figure despite how she should be a power lifter of a woman; “cutesy” hairstyle; angles/poses that are just a few degrees off from a pin-up; all topped off with a size -10 waist.

I’m impressed by any MMO that lasts longer than 4 years or so. My guess is Monster Hunter World killed this off by being leagues better than any prior game in the series.

There’s nothing in it for him to apologize. He’d have to break character, and that character made him rich. It’s not like anyone who is outraged by this is going to subscribe if he says he regrets what he did.

Screw the rules, he has money!

What kind of sick twisted FUCK would cheat at a children’s card game?

Sony feels the need to protect the children from the horrifying sight of an anime girl in a bikini but shit like this is perfectly fine for Sony’s family friendly platform

It’s funny how Epic talks about being against Valve’s “anti-competitive” practices yet are quick to make all of these games exclusive to one storefront meaning there’s no competition. Can’t really have it both ways. The only people winning in all of this are the publishers cashing all of these checks from Epic.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Damn man, a hole in the elbow for complaining about lag? The universe is really dialing up the karmatic justice these days.

Well they're no friends of mine...

I told those fudge-packers I liked Meghan Trainor’s music…