Gamestop is going to LOVE this.

Dunno why people thought “Prepare to Die Edition” in Dark Souls on PC was even a brilliant idea. It’s not like you actually ever die in Dark Souls.
/sarcasm

Still no G-Rank either.

Too Human was made using Epic’s Unreal Engine, had some bugs in it, and Silicon Knights accused Epic of using them to test Unreal Engine for them while they worked on Gears of War. Epic returned fire and obliterated Silicon Knights. All unsold copies of Too Human were recalled from every store and warehouse to be…

Except that Epic isn’t using store-bought or free assets in Fortnite.

Stopped when the dude assumed that Best Princess was a flat-Earther when the game she first appeared in introduced spherical worlds to the Mario franchise.

Oldie but goldie.

Probably for the free copy of Shadow Complex Remastered they gave out to anyone who downloaded the Epic Launcher. That $0.00 purchase with no credit card on file is all I have on my purchase history.

So, I’ve purchased all but one of the Founder’s Edition upgrade packs (the additional $99.99 one that has 8 skins and 2 more gift codes) and I just noticed that this final edition is no longer an option from the in-game store. I didn’t know if that was damage control for the compromised accounts or if they were…

Pogs and Magic: The Gathering were both banned in my school.

Trump would win because I heard from a reliable source that Biden watches anime and anime is illegal.

Honestly, I’d just like to play with friends and have no enemy players to worry about. Like invite-only or private lobbies or anything similar.

Mine is a launch unit that I pre-ordered, but didn’t pick up until a 3 days after it released because I needed my next paycheck. I keep it on my dock, charging underneath my TV, but on top of my Xbox One X. I usually run it through my Xbox’s HDMI-in when I’m playing at home, or I’ll take it with me to work and play it…

Considering Bungie made Reach, there just seems something so wonderful about it taking them 7 years to accomplish this.

Isn’t World using Capcom’s proprietary in-house engine MT Framework? They have a version of it running Resident Evil Revelations 2 on the Switch, don’t they? They’ve been using the same engine (albeit always being modified and upgraded) since at least Dead Rising. I’ll believe the rumor about the Sony money though.

I doubt it’s the hardware honestly. Considering the reason Capcom gave for not having released Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate on Wii U was along the lines of “The 3DS has all the functionality that we need for Monster Hunter.”

Are Kotaku editors looking for fish to fry? I have an easier target for you than Disrespect. How about this Scubby jerk-off? He seems to be an eSports kind of dude who believes that mental illness isn’t real.

Jail bait on an adult website? I want to feel sorry for his situation, but the whole bit about recording her against her will, and the fact that he did the thing.... not so much.

But can your PS4 operate a cardboard car? Who needs Crysis when you have cardboard?

Obligatory.