She told him there was an explosive attached to his undercarriage that would detonate if he slowed below 50 dustbunnies per hour.
weird girl
weird-girl
I dunno, I think that guy would fit right in with the current Family Values men.
It’s not a “men’s rights” issue. It’s just a plain old human decency issue.
...it is actually a problem!
The second I saw “Fyre Festival” I lit up like a Christmas tree.
I made the
boygirl who dumped me a week before finals clean out my dorm room.
People will show up at the theater and there’s no movie and the only thing to eat is a half bag of stale raisinettes someone found on the floor.
YESSSSSSSSS
Sometimes I see things like this and I can’t help but feel jealous that all these people are richer, younger and hotter than me, without a care in the world. It really feels it’s 18th century France with the queen and the courtesans.
...You may have meant that as a joke, but it’s a brilliant idea and it’s being done.
About a week ago, I started to notice a bad smell in my living room. It was similar to a smell I’d encountered years ago, from a disused sink in a condemned building. I lt was pretty unbearable.
New Yorkers like to think that they are oh so tough.
You could make that argument for every single big company out there, Apple, Amazon just to name two. Everyone is shitty. Pick your poison.
A Rand acolyte continuing to nurse at the govt. teat. Checks out.
“the neighborhood witch told me that if brought to term, the baby would be a gender-fluid socialist, and would go on to have a successful career in politics and be the first president to enact the repeal of the 2nd amendment”
Its only about 88% effective for typical users. (Condoms for typical users are about 85% effective.) It increases the chance of a UTI for users, and you have to leave it there for six hours after sex. Messy and ineffective, generally. There are better options out there.
It’s fucking mind boggling to me that people actually look at Mike Pence and think “Yes! Never be alone with a woman! That’s how to solve this epidemic of sexual assault!” As if it’s so insanely complicated to not grope someone or ask what kind of underwear they have on.
Yep, it’s its own particular kind of E-hell.
Complaints about the device range from headaches to hair loss, brain fog, heavy bleeding, abdominal pain, perforation of the uterus, and even pregnancy...