I also went to a small Catholic school! I got told that having sex makes you like a used piece of tape (in that you can’t bond to anything) and that thousands of people die every year. I also signed a virginity pledge, but I obvs didn’t care about it since I forgot about it until I found it while cleaning out my mom’s…

Yay! I adore Dr. Doe and have been watching her videos for years. She gives the sex-ed I wish I’d had when I was a teen.

I think their conversation would just be to say “don’t do it.” WHAT A BRILLIANT SOLUTION.

I look back fondly on prom, but I didn’t attend a typical high school. I went to a small all-girl high school, and there wasn’t much emphasis on bringing a date (you’d have to babysit him all night anyway, cuz he doesn’t know anyone). It was a night of dressing up fancy with my friends, and I like dressing fancy.

The Minnesota senator’s name is Amy Klobuchar - it was misspelled here.

hurp, hurp, she’s a woman, what happens when she gets her PERIOD?!

Every time I hear about a father and son, of any age, showering together, I think of this.

I am adopted and I found my half-sister through 23andMe! It was amazing because while I have met my birthmom, I didn’t know anything about my father’s side of the family. I received the 23andMe kit as a gift, and I was mostly excited to find out more about my ethnic background. I had no idea or expectation of finding…

This is absolutely fascinating to me, and I cannot relate to their life at all.

I was just going to say this. They have a lot of stuff that’s, um, matronly, but a fair bit of stuff that isn’t - and they have long-torso options.

Same. Friends talk like I’m missing SO MUCH with never having had an account, but missing all of the drama is worth it.

Thanks for teaching me something today. :) I was thinking “obviously prolonged lack of a pulse” but rigor and lividity are one step beyond that...

I used to find him vaguely attractive (despite my better judgment!) but he looks like he’s aged twenty years in the last five.

Curious: what are the other three? I’m drawing a blank.

I am not a fan of Paris Hilton, and my wedding ring has little value aside from sentimental, but I’d be gutted if I lost it. I hear you.

I am not a health-care professional, but I imagine that CPR isn’t going to do jack shit for someone whose head has just been blown off.

Same! There is a Claire’s near my work and I raid the hell out of their sales racks on my lunch hour sometimes.

I read this as “wants the titties and pretend to do the work.” Which is not wrong either.

Damn. I’m having a hard time keeping my breakfast down right now.

Sure there’ll be an end to abortion! If two overgrown toddlers in a dick-measuring contest end the world with nuclear weapons, no one will be around to need abortions.