I have been trying to write in a paper journal more often lately, and my poor hand hurts after like two pages. I need to build up stamina!

I’m from Nebraska, which is right next to Iowa, and we definitely had toilets in our house. Do you honestly think the entire state lacks indoor plumbing?

Right? I am the fat woman at the gym, and I have never encountered judgy fuckers like this. I think that if you’ve got this much energy at the gym for judging others’ clothes, you’re not working out hard enough.

God yes. I hate when the news stories say that mass shooters were weird kids who went to counseling and took medication. Hey, you just described HALF MY FRIENDS, and none of us would hurt a fly (except ourselves).

I am a former food-stamp recipient, and reading this news this morning enraged me. SNAP gave me the freedom to choose to buy veggies and fruits and proteins - and some diet Coke and the occasional potato chip. This food-box program is some bullshit, and I can’t imagine having someone else decide what you’re going to…

This is how I feel. I don’t believe any more of Islam than I do of Christianity or anything else, but I think people should be allowed to dress and worship as they please.

Right? I am shocked! just shocked!

I have not eaten a Special K product since 2005, when I saw one of their advertisements on the wall of the dressing room in a bridal shop. Fucking gross.

I believe “evacuate the resulting paste” is the grossest thing I’ve read all day. Well done.

I rarely miss living in Minneapolis, but this brought me back. The Cub Foods bag is the best touch.

For some reason this shit just fills me with blind rage.

As a person with adult acne, I’m kinda jealous of the folks who are just like “uh, soap when I remember.”

Except that basset hounds are cute!

Same. I used to live in Minnesota, and there was a huge cult of personality around him/the show that I never understood...

Or he doesn’t care, because it would piss off the liberals and that’s all that matters.

Having bedbugs was easily one of the ten worst experiences of my life. Normally I feel like I wouldn’t wish them on anyone. But I think I would be OK with 45, or his properties, having them...

This is even better than the dollar-store ones I’ve been using! (I have an IUD and don’t get periods, so I take a cheap pregnancy test every few months just in case. It’s not worth ~$15 to me, but definitely worth $1. )

Right? I’m a huge fan in general, but I kind of pretend the last two years of the original run didn’t happen...

I am a huge, huge original-recipe “Roseanne” fan. I have seen every episode like 50 times. You could not pay me to watch this revival, especially with the Trumpish BS. 

Whenever I hear about Stephen Miller, I think of how Jon Lovett (of Lovett or Leave It) dubbed him “C+ Santa Monica Fascist.”