that environment made him feel “like something from a Greek myth.”

punk band of drag queens called Gay Agenda

Educators’ response should be “are you gonna do it, mom and dad? Hey, you want to have an honest, fact-based discussion with your kids about anal, have at it. We’ll sit back and wait for the bleeding.”

The Xanth series is a series of, by 2017, 41 young adult fantasy books heavy on humor and puns, that author Piers Anthony has been writing since the 1970s. Adolescence is kind of a main theme of a lot of them, which is 100% noticeable as an adult but as a kid a lot of that somewhat goes over your head. But also, the…

sounds better than all thhe previous depictions of wonder woman

Condoms have a 7000% failure rate! Putting one on instantly impregnates anyone within a 70ft radius!

“math never made anybody feel funny in their jibbly bits”

Purple prose for: “Any bigger than a size 2 and my boner gets sad.”

I’ll bite.

I’m more interested in the “gender transition parties” they refer to. What happens at these parties? “CHANGE MY GENDER IN THIS VERY SHORT TIME FRAME, WOOO PAR-TAY! GIVE ME SOME MORE HORMONE TREATMENT PILLS, I’M GETTING WASTED!”

“...curvaceous, but taut...”

I’m so grateful for the comprehensive sex-ed I got in high school. I did an oral presentation on literally every type of BC (I got my literature from the local Planned Parenthood) and my friend did her presentation on the different types of abortions, that knowledge has served me very well.

I grew up in a very conservative household and my parents were very against having any sex ed taught in schools - but they never taught me anything at home, either, other than “don’t have sex until you’re married” (at which point I guess they expected the Magical Sex Fairy would show up and tell me all about how it…

MASTURBATE ONE ANOTHER?!?!?

I feel like “as a mom” and similar sentiments is the education/knowledge version of “I’m not racist, but...” in the sense that nothing good ever follows it.

From the petition website, “Parents are demanding to know why their children are being taught how to have anal and oral sex, masturbate one another, and question their gender.”

This blows. I lost my dear pug in February - she would have turned 18 last week. This breaks my fucking heart on a Tuesday.

[sigh]

No it’s fine you just take out the “and her family” so it reads “Her use and love Teami Blends.” Perfectly cromulent.

Her is a desperate grifter and a white trash meth mom. I wish she would go the fuck away forever. She paved the way for our Degenerate in Chief.