Um, how is he a hero when he drugged and raped young black women?! Because what you’re doing is prioritising the unearned reputation of a black man over the lives of black women.

Didn’t her company go bankrupt? I bet she didn’t see that coming!

They’re just nipples, you’ll be okay.

Dear Tony Robbins:

In 2018, Kimmel’s a father,

Commenting on people’s accents is a sore spot for me. I was born in Mexico and moved here when I was eight. Because I was so young when I learned to speak English, I sound like a native speaker. When most people learn that English isn’t my first language, their response is to congratulate me for how well I speak, or…

Not only that, but who in the fuck *wants* to be known as the person who was raped/harassed/assaulted by a famous person? That’s not a title people aspire to. Fuck him.

What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.

Oh, absolutely. Everyone who gets accused wants a jury of their peers to make every effort to judge them fairly no matter how long it takes but the minute they’re called to jury duty,they want out of the obligation. I have no idea how that can be fixed.

Every piece of plastic ever created since we first started manufacturing plastic, except for a tiny fraction that has been incinerated, still exists somewhere. It will continue to exist for hundreds, even thousands of years. Every prize from cereal boxes, every wrapper, every water bottle, every coffee cup lid.…

One thing being a frequent internet commentator has taught me is that no matter how obvious someone’s guilt is, there will always be those who will believe they’re innocent. I’d love to know the psychology behind that

What I find funny is that I know white people who use the brown emojis (which I think is stupid, but if I got mad at every micro-aggression I’d be constantly exhausted at this point), but my brown family - particularly the women - often use the lighter emojis because for their culture, the lighter the better.

“Her voice is so annoying, can you imagine putting up with that for years?”

My brain kept swapping that to “4-HEAD program”...

And her husband! We can’t allow an adulterous man live in the White House!

Hillary is so bad you guys, can’t vote for her.

To them it’s just a word now - Nazi is a synonym for BAD WORST INSULT, BADNESS! and has nothing to do with actual policies, reality, or history. They wouldn’t know a real Nazi if an SS guard hit them in the face. Fuck these people so much.

Idaho Lawmaker Who Maybe Wanted to Execute People for Abortion Has Second Thoughts