“Those ungrateful kids will just crap in them anyway.”

And she’ll probably still look like she’s 28. Nothing angers me more than the knowledge that she’s older than me and I look like an old McDonald’s bag.

“YOU have a black, tarry abyss where your heart should be? ME TOO!”

As Wonkette says, “NO RUSSIA NO RUSSIA YOU’RE THE RUSSIA!”

“poison gas cloud coming to a neighborhood near you! find out which one! tonight at 11!”

Is the goal of these little speeches is that we as viewers (not me, because watching this shit is a huge waste of time) are so tied into the local news anchor, that we will agree?

Bizarre Indeed! BTW I want to Marry this Gal, yes..for the free Hot Dogs...

I just imagine the interviewer nodding sympathetically but barely hiding the glee at all the amazing pull quotes.

Not that the two couples are comparable AT ALL, but your comment put into my mind something that happened to me yesterday. IN CHURCH. For EASTER:

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

“Where’s my hubsies?”

They need to grow their facial hair as wild and intimidating as possible to signal that they possess large amounts of testosterone, which of course is a requirement for being a macho right-wing douchebag. And to draw attention away from their baldness, which of course is a side effect of having too much testosterone.

To me, he looks of an indeterminant age but soaked in evil.

Nah. He took it down and apologized in the niqab time...

what are the chances he loses hijab

Yeah, All Souls! It’s a really great church—social justice-y as fuck, lovely people, a two top-notch choirs (my first Sunday checking it out, we sang Leonard Cohen AND Dolly Parton, so I knew these were my people).

My church (a UU congregation in DC) has a small group ministry for federal employees that is explicitly about figuring out what your line in the sand is, and how to keep one’s integrity as a career civil servant under this administration.

I went to one of her book signings - more than a thousand of us waited in line for hours to get to meet her. There was no media there.

Hillary writes a book, and everyone tells her to shut up and go away.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”