You sound like my kind of weird girl. ;-)

When I got married, we didn’t want to spend a lot or make a big crazy deal out of it. We thought, let’s just have a barbecue/party in the park. But we realized we would need cover because of unpredictable weather, and you can’t believe how much a large tent (to hold 100-150 people) costs. I don’t remember exactly but…

To your defense, Kelly, that picture is crap. So the lines represent a cross-sectional view of the tampon disposal box, yet the tampon itself is shown in glorious 3D side view and the hand is ambiguously either a 3D side view or a cross-section (OUCH!) just severed and floating there. Do people dress in all black,…

When I got married, we banned gifts altogether because we had people from out of town coming. We got presents anyway, and that’s fine, but I refused to burden the out of town guests with spending more money.

This is the perfect comment for me to share this-

i’m not watching cuz fuck trump but i was a huge fan of the original - minus the last season. So, Dan is alive, yay. But can anyone tell me about the other weird shit from the last original show - it was really becky and david together, it was really mark and darlene together and Jackie was gay. did all of that carry…

You don’t throw the sticks down after your tampon removal drum solo?

Fun story!

I heard somewhere 53% of white women tuned in!

I’m not watching this show, because the last thing I need in my stressed-out, when-will-someone-put-him-in-a-fucking-orange-jumpsuit-already world is a show that basically mimics my relationship with my Trump-voting mother. But thanks, Roseanne!

“...or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there!”

I just don’t see Roseanne Connor as a Trump supporter. Would she really be ok with Trumps, or Republicans, attitude towards LGBTQ people considering her support of one of her best friends coming out and how she tells off her husband for being weirded out by it? I don’t buy it.

So, I typed “involves” not “in valves?” Odd auto-correct!

Now I can’t NOT see swizzle sticks. Did you also think there was candy in the tampon dispenser? Cause ain’t no party like a bathroom party!

Hello, Mirena sister! I haven’t had a period in almost 7 years and it’s amazing.

WAIT IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE?! I thought it was some antiquated product or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there! (I don’t use tampons, and for the brief time I tried, mine had applicators...)

I have never seen/noticed this particular sign. Maybe since I haven’ had a period in 7 years (thanks Mirena!) I don’t look at the feminine hygenie disposal box much. That being said, I initially thought they looked like knitting needles.

I work in a lab and this is precisely the reason why a real person checks and logs the temperature on every single fridge, freezer, and incubator every single shift, reading the actual thermometer inside the instrument and not just whatever the display says. It seems like pointless busywork to some people (“Why bother…

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.