Christ on a cracker, I know it’s got damn shallow of me, I just HATE THAT FUCKING ORANGE COLOR OF HIS SKIN, AND HOW IT DOESN’T COVER HIS EYES AND EARS. IT’S FUCKING CREEPY.

I actually don’t think he’s a sociopath. Sociopaths can at least fake the right emotions (see also: Ted Bundy). This dude couldn’t fake an orgasm (sorry for that mental image).

He can’t even smile like a normal person.

Ugh. I’ve never wished heart disease on someone harder. Will McDonald’s burger meat or KFC’s chicken grease please do the right thing and save the world from Tiny Hands? Every day I lose confidence in anything else doing the job.

Looking at that picture, if you didn’t know that he is POTUS, you’d guess he’s a car dealer from Florida. He’d probably suck at that too.

So....basically a really long, torturous, terribad version of “what about the menz”? Super!

I’m just so confused about why they want to hang out with their dad’s friend in heaven. Like, my dad’s friends wouldn’t be the last people I’d seek out in an eternity, but they certainly wouldn’t be the first.

The turds don’t fall far from the assholes.

Hands up if you think 45 had a major malfunction hearing an Irish accent come out of the mouth of a POC.

I read that as rehomed and thought hm yeah I guess that applies here

it definitely sets a president.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

When people say, “There’s nothing to DO here,” I kind of wonder where everyone’s hobbies went. I think everyone needs one hobby that doesn’t require people or external entertainment that require people to make. If you hate the indoors, go birdwatching or something. Swim. Exercise. Whatever. If you hate the outdoors,…

I know we shouldn’t judge people on their looks and yadda yadda, but my god is he repulsive.

While I don’t agree with the use of that word, I heartily agree with the sentiment!

Tiny face, or giant head? I can’t decide...

Use them in good health.

Hey now, it’s quite possible that there’s some very old coat-hanger/knitting needle scars under that bad combover...

I wish he had been aborted.

One of my kids colored in a person orange because “that’s the color Trump is!” and all I could do was say “I said natural skin tones!!” This is the life of a public school teacher, who cannot high five students if it’s political.