Oh man, I bet she has “live, laugh, love” stenciled somewhere in her house.

I can’t vote in the U.S. but I would literally be relieved if a swarm of gnats shaped like Ronald Reagan’s hair won the next election.

I don’t care about The Secret — I care a lot about inflicting Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil on us. It makes me wonder if she’s a horrible judge of men. Although someone commented upthread that she is more drawn by how those charlatans could help her make money, rather than actually believing their horseshit. I don’t know which…

No one is saying believing in God is unintelligent, unless by “God” you mean “Dr. Oz.” I couldn’t care less about Oprah’s religious beliefs, but the fact that her understanding of science is poor enough that she eagerly promotes all sorts of snake oil and snake oil salesmen was a problem when she was just encouraging…

hard work + luck for some (including Oprah), privilege for most, when they have that level of success and wealth.

On the plus side, she can read an entire book without supervision, would probably score pretty low on a psychopathy inventory, and has a demonstrated ability to have a non-one-sided conversation.

I agree. And, while she’s intelligent in many ways, she’s incredibly gullible. She seems to have that “Goop” mentality of “This ‘expert’ is attractive and charismatic; therefore his/her opinions/treatments must be legit!”. From Dr. Oz to “The Secret,” she’s consistently championed pseudoscience and woo-hoo on her…

Its also the kind of thing a rich neurotic clean-freak might do. “If I put money everywhere, they’ll have to clean it all! Muahahaha!”

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Fuck Caitlyn, and fuck Piers Morgan too.

Just out of sight is a man who feeds Trump a little Werther’s Original for every 5 minutes he remembers what the topic of the meeting is.

This whole thing is just so fucking gross. I am not team anyone on this one.

No afterthoughts for Afterthoughts? :(

Do you think when they were in middle-school, the dreamed of being professional middle-schoolers?

The Scarlet Letter, first draft:

I’m an editorial drone and work from home a lot. Whatever gets sent to me is usually sent back as a gmail attachment. The google algorithm must be going crazy trying to figure out who or what exactly I am. For about a week I was a Holocaust survivor; the next week I was a young girl interested in the supernatural,…

Can I also get a manservant to bring me one on a velvet pillow with gold tassels?

Right to bear arms previously. Right to buy arms now. Right to fuck arms on bus coming next.

This kid has made me root for Walmart... Fuck him in his ear.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.