The other, of course, is being a Black man on the White House. (According to racists)

This is me right now. I’m 4 months pregnant and we’re only doing this one time. So I’m not finding out the sex, both because I’m not ready for all the essentialist gender shit to start, but also because I’m horrified it will be a boy. I’m not really afraid it will be a terrorist or anything, but, like, how do you…

I love Aldi! But the problem is that there’s a distinct slice of the general population who fancy themselves as affluent. To these insecure people who conflate food with class (which they always do), Aldi is very affordable therefore it must be where “poor people” shop. And if they shop there, then they think that…

In a way, though, I kind of envy how it was acceptable back then to open a few boxes or cans of whatever and be done with it. Your guests ate it — perhaps the copious martinis of the era helped with palatability — and everyone was fine.

as long as I can still side-eye the women who wear “Mom+50 Shades of Grey+Dad = Baby!” type tops.

I was at the Farmer’s Market with my newborn in a front wrap and the goat cheese guy asked me what I had “there” and I said “a baby” and he said “a baby human?” Only time anyone asked me to qualify “baby.” I live in Austin so I suppose there are people walking around with other baby animals strapped to them?

wow it’s almost as if I copped from the outset to being irrational on this point, and yet you’re over here like “THAT IS TOTALLY IRRATIONAL”

Like that stupid cake in the picture. God I HATE gender reveal stupid parties. It is the only thing about pregnancy that I HATE more than baby freaking showers.

Yes. There was a little boy that I taught who I guarantee will be Trans. His mother was doing a wonderful job allowing him choices but she broke down in a conference wondering “when the phase would be over”. Our lead teacher told her she needed to phase out his obsession. I couldn’t override her stupid advice but I…

Usually there’s only one penis

I was hoping this would be an article on the popularity of gender parties, which I find to be very odd, obnoxious, and a subconscious backlash to the recent mainstreaming of transgender issues and the recent and ongoing conversation regarding the spectrum of gender overall.

Any time I think about forcing gender constructs on babbies, I think of this:

If she’s supposed to be so superior, why was she using her real life photo as the profile photo for her secret alter ego?

Literally when I read this on HuffPo at first I was like ‘All of these links seem rather circumstantial, she’ll play that card and say it’s totally not her’ till the article said it was the same…

a white nationalist podcast called Unapologetic

It really shows the idiocy of racists when a member of a so called inferior race (in this case a Slav) thinks they are actually seen as “white” by the white supremacists …

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

“Self inflicted gunshot at the White House”
Who else, if even for a second, was like, “oh please oh please oh please”

“President Trump’s Not There”

Hanging up on people with a flip phone was just so satisfying. I used to flip my motorola shut and hurl it against the wall and that thing was fine.