AND he’s wearing a belt. If you haven’t seen the “Last Week Tonight” episode about Alex Jones, you must watch it post haste.

Right, but abortion is something ladies do, often without the permission of their owners. Gun rights would be someone telling a MAN what he can or can’t do. And Mike Pence is a man. So, obviously, outlawing abortion is fine but gun rights are sacrosanct.

Exactly. There will always be abortions. Always. The difference will be in how many dead women we have on our hands (many of whom will die leaving their already-born children motherless).

I think we should take option B. I’m imagining a battle royale of Conservative White Women fighting to be The Mother. Or maybe a thunderdome sort of situation where two mothers enter and one mother leaves? Another well dressed conservative woman arises to take on the current Mother.

You just saved me $15 because I was about to go order a fancy burger and fries and now I’m confident I won’t have an appetite for at least 24 hrs.

If there’s a politician who needs desperately to get caught with a penis in his mouth, it’s Mike Pence.

No - because I refuse to grant the point that any times Mike Pence has ever have could reasonably be called “sexy.” However they do appear to have children so I will grant that he may have written “sexual congress with Mother (have turkey baster ready just in case!)” in his daily planner at least three times.

I have a lot to say on the matter but for now I’ll just say this: I am not terribly inclined to take advice or direction on anything tangentially related to sex from a man who calls his wife “Mother.”

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,”

What are these before and after pictures about? He just got redder and hairier.

If you’re not in a feud with a 17-year old, you’re doing social media wrong.

Why do low-information morons like Trump, Jones, et al have an obsession with their social media accounts, numbers? I mean, I enjoy getting likes when I post a picture of my lunch on Instagram, but I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

AVOCADO TOAST

I don’t know, gella...

But... but I thought we were lazy and refused to work? Now it turns out we’re actually heartless, career-driven monsters? Gosh, I just can’t keep our role in society straight.

I would definitely choose money. People who say to choose love over money have never had to worry about money.

These workers on average said that a $36,000 raise would convince them to put off having a relationship.

“You did nothing wrong and followed the letter of the law. A 7-11 isn’t to blame for a drunk driver.”

An incredible piece of writing that takes me to a place I need to see without making me feel like a gawker. Thank you.

Speaking as an academic language therapist, there are some real of physical and neurological benefits to holding your pencil accurately. The pencil should rest on your middle finger and be held between your index finger and thumb, not allowing your thumb to slide in front of the index finger (which is pretty common).…