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The worst part is we get to do this all over again in two years when the summer olympics are in Tokyo.

My friend wants to make a pizza place called “Jesus Chrust,” with religious themed decor and pizzas. She also wants to open it in Indiana and offer free slices to anyone who kisses someone of the same sex for “Gay Tuesdays” because “Jesus wouldn’t put shame on that.”

This. Omarosa goes whichever way will make her look the best. I don’t doubt her claims about Pence, but she was more then content to hop on that train until she got thrown under it. Her trying to be a voice in the resistance is laughable. If she wasn’t tossed out, she would be calling Pence a devout man whose work is

I worked with a woman who claimed God spoke to her. She would pepper her conversations with the various tidbits that God had said to her. One time I did say to her “You realize that if you claimed your invisible friend Ted was speaking to you, you’d be on serious medication right now, don’t you? But because you say

I’m here for her tea-spilling anyway, though.

I am a boring middle aged librarian. I worked mostly with other boring middle aged librarians in a downtown public library branch with a sizeable homeless population. One day, an argument erupted over a seat in the reading room, and one patron stabbed another. A boring middle aged librarian saved the man’s life by

Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, baby.

Surya Bonaly

It was not me that said they were boring, or that athletes shouldn’t strive to improve on the past! I just think that the escalation starts to get ridiculous and there could be other ways to advance the sport. To make an imperfect analogy, one could argue that bacon enhances a cheeseburger - and maybe 2x the bacon

I’m torn between wanting to know more about this guy and wanting to forget I ever saw this to begin with.

The statement I think said it best was that if the male lead were a normal person instead of a billionaire the book would’ve been made into an episode of Law and Order SVU.

I’d like to proffer two more theories: 3) that as a whole we’re sick of comic-book films and are just that desperate for alternative programming; and 4) that women’s films continue to be woefully underserved, and this is our only option for something that doesn’t fall into the category in reason #3.

It’s a reference to this meme, a guy who thought he was way cooler than he actually was

Yeah, but what about the figure skating classic The Cutting Edge?

Stop being hyperbolic about the Olympics?!? You are literally the worst person to ever live on this or any other planet.

He won in the interview. Talking about how he and Marai were depressed they weren’t in Sochi and got In-N-Out. Saying he wanted to throw up or ask the judges for Xanax before his program. He stole my heart.

Pop up video commentary is a GREAT idea

Because they know damn well how many people think it’s only rape if the attacker is a stranger, in a dark alley and the victim is screaming and fighting. If she agrees and she’s a minor it’s not rape, it’s a technicality.