Yup I’m an atheist and just as many of us think the more problematic aspects of religion without the church behind us. Atheists deal with sexual assault and harrassment often very poorly too. There are tons of racist atheists. Many atheists support the death penalty. Amos Yee and athiest anti-censorship guy who went…

Daddy never pulls out when it comes to Ivanka. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  

I don’t agree with their religious beliefs but plenty of people should be allowed to practice their religion as long as they aren’t harming anyone. Many people are religious and fine. There is no reason for us to mandate anyone dress a certain way and that includes preventing people from wearing their religious garb…

Now, if she managed to get his face onto (into?) her vagina, and not, say, just onto her vulva, that would definitely be a feat of athletic prowess worthy of a medal.

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

But, will they also have pockets?

When I was about 7 or 8 (I’m a guy) I was dragged into the Sears Craftsman tools section by my father. He wanted a wrench or something. Lots of discussion, one-on-one with the salesman. I got impatient. Over and over again I whined, “Why, Daddy? Can we go?” He eventually turned to me and said, “Because this [tool]…

I have an Etsy store, and I’ve long wondered if there isn’t some sort online Grifters Club where these assholes exchange ideas. Scammy encounters tend to happen in waves, and I’ve had to update my policies several times to deal with it, just like L.L. Bean here.

Why would he have a clock timer on a suicide vest made of fuse-lit TNT?

Am I your mom? I got a fantastic, never used tote bag with the initials CLM on it for super cheap from the outlet. I call it my CLAM bag (sure, I could have gone with CALM but that doesn’t really fit with my personality).

As a former GM for Banana Republic (AMA), I have a complicated relationship with return policies, and this one in particular. My mother is a rabid LL Bean client. Although I don’t believe she’s ever done anything untoward in terms of returns, the policy is important to her. They have kept her in “fun color polo…

Is it just me, or does Pence come across as the kind of guy who has a hard drive filled with kiddie porn?

I’m with you on this one. I’ve never read his homophobia, world-class misogyny, or general shittiness as a function of his sexual neuroses, but rather as the only logical conclusion of 58 years (can you believe this septuagenarian-looking motherfucker is only 58???) of Jesus Fear. He seems so steadfastly terrified of…

Every time Pence looks at a picture of Adam, he gets a funny feeling in his Fruitcake of the Loons.

You’re a dude, right?

Do you... do you think Splinter has children on staff?

He tuned in just to check out the competition.

It all makes sense when you consider that Pence thinks his views are 100% correct, so he doesn’t understand why this dirty sinner who will burn in Hell for all eternity will let his obvious and inevitable situation get between the two.

I wonder if Mother would let him eat dinner alone with Rippon...

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…