Leave it to VW to misfire on a cheat and not live up to potential over long distances.

That, and 90 minutes in soccer is 90 minutes in actual, real people time. You know when a game kicks off at 10 a.m., you’re going to be done before noon.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Let me know when this happens to Diego Costa.

It was clear all along. A 9/11 survivor would never agree to represent a place that claims to traffic fiery wings.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Chapter 7-11 typically involves the debtor needing a second job to pay everything off.

Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

“it’s totally screwed on wrong.”

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

You know how I know Recovery Water didn’t help him recover from a brain injury?

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

This sounds like an awesome Liam Neeson movie I would watch the shit out of.

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.