Doug Martin wants no part of this

In that they both heave haphazard interceptions? I’m sorry, if Geno Smith has employment on an NFL roster, the fact that Kap doesn’t is a crime.

TL/DR; white power

Get the fuck out of here

I’d say Pepsi, because having your brand name being flipped off by Mr. Met can’t be good for your image

How much are those VO2s in loonies?

How is his take on Olynyk not a travel?

I thought the “Danger to Manifold” warning on the digital dash would have been all they needed.

Well, I wouldn’t want my daughter getting herpes. So no, I would not want her to marry Derek Jeter. And thanks for ruining my boyhood crush on Jessica Alba, asshole.

This is true “getting away from the cops speed”

Can you even spike a drink with meth?

More believable than those commercials purporting he drove a fucking Dodge Dart

One game out of how many that UEFAlona has gotten in their favor? Yeah, real equalizer, this game.

Time to invest in all pharmacies that sell Valtrex in the Miami-Dade metro area.

Yeah Jeets

Tom Jackson is asking them “Are you retarded?”

Diego Costa is a cunt

Or it takes him to Tiger Woods-esque levels of domination...

It’s cute that he thinks his technological prowess is what allowed the Ford GT to win Le Mans, and not sandbagging out the ass and BOP that was corrupt as fuck.

I remember back in the day, I came across an episode preview during one of the seasons of 24, and the brothers were talking about breaking out and one of them said “Is it time?”. The other said “No, we stay put for now.” IT’S FUCKING CALLED PRISON BREAK. BREAK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!