If Tom Jackson has to ask on air whether you’re retarded or not, I got bad news for you.

I was shocked when he actually beat his man off the dribble. I was even more shocked when he hit a left-footed screamer into the far corner. Where has this Bradley been?

KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL FREEEEEEENZY!

I feel like there was a pitcher that was trying to intentionally walk someone, but he accidentally left his lob too close to the plate and it got jacked for a home run.

You said that we wouldn’t win at your place
Well guess what, Kobe dunkin’ in your face

I put a ring on it, but we didn’t make it.

She definitely was not a fan of swallowing, so honestly it could have been the latter.

No, it was literally the argument that her shit comes out of her own body where as the cum would have been coming out of mine, therefore she was more comfortable with her own bodily fluids.

What the fuck is wrong with people like you? My first girlfriend said she’d rather get Dirty Sanchezed instead of receiving the Superman (the one where you skeet on her back and attempt to have the bedsheet stick to her, not sure if there is another type), because she can be sure its her shit, where as it’s someone…

WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!

WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!

Hahaha, in some airports, like my hometown one, checking your bag can mean at least a 45-minute wait.

Hell, he probably thinks Rozelle is still the commish

BAH GAWD, THAT’S JACK EICHEL’S MUSIC

And then what the fuck happens to jobing.com Arena? It’s a super nice facility. Problem is they built it out in the middle of nowhere compared to downtown Phoenix/Scottsdale/Tempe.

So that’s why Chad Johnson thinks he can still be relevant?

Uh, Clint Dempsey

in comes the cunt punt team

Where is Statham? I demand Statham!

This is the Brunell/Boselli/Smith/McCardell/Taylor-era Jaguars, only without an expansion draft to bail them out of hell.