"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

The Peyton Manning/Ryan Leaf 30 For 30 that inevitably gets made is going to be absolutely fascinating

Tiger has always had trouble with his short irons and wedges around Thanksgiving.

This has all the hallmark inconsistencies of a rookie commissioner.

Agreed 100%! A down UM is ok and quite fun. But a laughing stock UM is bad for MSU, the entire state of MI, the Big Ten and let's face it, college football in general.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

"I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian."

I saw Robert Green doing this in a pool once, only he muffed it.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

@JCsDADyahweh:

I don't know, seems like the right place to call for someone who's always getting beat.

No offense to this poor kid, but seriously—why let a celebrity define how you feel about yourself for two decades? I know it's easier said than done, but dammit we need to stop giving famous people so much credit and influence in our lives. Jenny McCarthy claims autism can be cured by diet, or Dr. Oz says you can be…

Pictured: Five jailbirds and one Canary.

Proof that giving your kids ass-tarded first names never leads to anything good.

Ha, I was watching from Armstrong Hall @ MSU

Ah, civility in comment threads. Huzzah!

I wouldn't worry too much about Brian Mitchell walking away. He always returns.

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

This clip needs to be stored on the Hard Drive of every football coach and wannabe football coach/pundit as the only legitimate example against celebrating.