he couldn't think of a good way to explain two broken legs to his coaches

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

uh, negroni bottle? Wtf ?

Sports fandom is definitely at the apex at ages 10-12. You're old enough to understand the game at a high enough level (like, say, enough to be the coach of the Thunder), but you're still young enough to not be distracted by anything else.

12 times per month? When did we go to a 20-month calendar?

"So, who's that dweeb with the forehead?"

Would you buy armour from someone unwilling to sit behind it and be fired at? I wouldn't.

When asked why he did it, Oliver replied, "Just for the halibut."

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

I'd love for FSU to say, in response, "Fuck Him, right in the pussy."

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

Jacksonville will host 8 Super Bowls in 2018.

That's quite a lot of rhythmic tapping.

Dang, even in fake Civil War matchups, the North always wins.

Hopefully is father mother grandmother local Boy & Girls Club volunteer taught him how to swim.

So, my mother was relentlessly hit-on/lightweight stalked by Rick James in the 70's. For example, when they first met he introduced himself by going "Get over here big-leg girl! My name is Ricky and I'm your new [insert N-word here]!" When it first came out, I wasn't allowed to watch Chappelle's because I was too…

And oddly enough, it was the skit that got Chappelle annoyed enough to stop making the show—in addition to the creative control issues. Can't say that about Mad Real World.

In college a female friend of mine rented a full-body chicken costume (not sexy chicken, sports mascot chicken) and wore it with a sign that said "Love the Cock". She's almost 6 feet tall, but has a distinctly feminine voice. When we were walking to a party, some guy saw her costume and yelled his appreciation. When…