Disagree

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

I have a bigger issue with a massive amount of pubes at a urinal than one that hasn't been flushed.

MillerCoors can't afford to bribe judges. Most of their income gets turned into pennies, which are then dissolved into batches of Coors Light.

"Did you see dat light in Ortons eyes DAT WAS MEE i got all up in his head hahahahahahahah"

-@JackDaniels_US

When I was a quataback, I was nevah bothad by a green light, Jeem.

"It wasn't us! It was the damn laser pointer!"—'91 to '94 Bills

I'm skipping a wedding for game 2 of the ALCS. Why? Baseball is finally being played the Oriole way once again

If Allam actually gets his way, the only name that should be permissible as a substitute should be "Hull Breach", for comedic purposes.

A much more apt candidate for commissioner to protect The Shield.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

I wish they'd had some time to put in some packages using both Cassel and Bridgewater. Although they probably wouldn't have worked very well with Ryan Moats now out of the league.

The real story is the São Paulo defender, who tries to trap the forward 2m past midfield.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

For a while, Real Madrid also thought a bottler had snuck into their camp, but then they realised it was just Casillas.

He pays for it.

It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

The Pats lost last week - you're 2-1. Someone's had too much Blue Lion to drink.