Overheard from Patty Mayonnaise in a rarely seen episode of Doug.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

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Is it just me, or is the .20 more of an insult than leaving zero? Like, you have to go out of your way to determine what amount of cents you are going to leave.

As a 31 year old die hard, life long Bills fan, I read this article every year to laugh at my favorite teams follies. After 4 failed Super Bowls, the music city miracle and, I dunno, JP Losman... Becoming VERY jaded is VERY easy. But then I read these articles and I don't laugh. I get depressed and angry and think…

the finish is very clinical... not easy on the half volley (see Wondofuckheadski)

I'm not sure how his would've helped Kevin Ward Jr. given that he technically did get out of his car because of Smoke.

"GUN EMPTY RIGHT"

Hands down the most painful club to be hit with would be a wedge. Its one of the heaviest clubs in the bag and it also has a sharp leading edge because of how the sole is formed. In all of my home defense fantasies I grab my 58 degree wedge and catch the would-be criminal square in the kneecap, shattering it with his…

Marvin Harrison scares the hell out of me. He is all charming when interviewed but you know he will also kill you.

I think we've all owned a rare Belgian gun at one time or another

Sure. It's the only Winn Jags fans will see this year.

Hey, you don't see the Jets taking guys who can't play in two years. They just take the ones who can't play immediately.

Bud Adams is Yuengling?

Time to feed parakeet.

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"Mediocre player."

Greatest quote in any movie, ever.