Have we ever seen Donovan and Emmitt Smith in the same room?

Someone surely has to do the Oregon "No means no!" chant when his name gets called, right?

Or who they are.

Oh, we got to watch...them lose 4 straight times.
/hey -ey -ey -ey

Makes sense that Spray Tan will be more valuable in a climate with harsher winters.

The same UNC that's being roasted for academic fraud at the moment? Go on...

Over/under on how often this story gets him laid in college?

No it doesn't, he's already broke as fuck from the child support as it is!

I'm a Wildcat homer, and I agree. That was a season that you can't plan on replicating.

You could even call them the Kuhn Klux Klan!

1100+ yards, averaging 20+ ypc, 6 TDs and all on a team whose best quarterback was Dumpster Fire. Yeah, what a fucking bum!

And incoming: Kiko Alonso

If Matt Cassel is our starting QB in week 1, we are fucked...if EJ is our starting QB in week 1, we are fucked. We have not had a good QB sans Flutie the one year, and Bledsoe's 4000 yard season since 199-fucking-5. How do we not understand this as a franchise? Oh wait, we've tried to address it...in the most…

Has any coach actually been suspended for NCAA violations before? I'm not talking about the program cleaning house after they've been caught.

This is recreating the footage of all the Asians and whiteys that thought they could dunk in pick-up ball in undergrad.

Needs Guile Theme: MJD, go home and be a family man

Him and Fred Taylor in the backfield together were the tits. That Colts game when MJD and Freddy eviscerated the Colts for 375 and MJD had the kickoff return was awesome. He had a lot of awesome highlight reel runs that just made your jaw go agape. Gonna miss the little guy.

"that captaincy should be retired with No. 2" - I know a .256 batting average is pretty shitty, but cut him a break, man...

Upon review though, the plane's landing gear did not maintain possession of the tarmac through the "process" of the landing and therefore the call was reversed.

Dat DVD of Wild Things...Denise Richards and Neve Campbell