It is an "upper body injury" - Pittsburgh Steelers doctor

Your wife and kids don't read this. It's the proudest moment of your life, isn't it?

Dan's mom is...
(a) Kayla Synz
(b) Darryl Hannah
(c) India Summer

???

Based on that "dunk" Vine over the dog yesterday, you guys definitely can't jump.

white men really can't jump

Dude, pay attention to what he said. He pays victim a shit-ton of CASH in a civil settlement in order to not testify during criminal proceedings. Case dismissed, not found not guilty. You're smarter than this.

By "Creamed", do you mean creaming your pants...in feces? Because everybody that's a Rochester, NY native has a Cream Ale squirt story.
/585 for life

Josh Gordon...while driving.
Gronk...while being paraded around on a Duck Boat.

"where it all went wrong"
Sucking horribly at his job?

That's an interesting take, and probably correct seeing as how calling out Harrison explicitly would result in him getting whacked.

Given the stupidity of Kyle not taking the water to just flush the turd in the first place, I can only assume his poop stories will have graduated to...

cliff notes:
- he extracted turd into box, but water turned poopy
- turned out he had a case of bottled water in the car
- poured water into toilet
- flushed poopy water
- drove turd box to a Wal-Mart to discard
- Kyle is a retard

Hell, he already had the water in the trunk of his car. You done goofed, Kyle.

Pitbooooooo, Mr. Worldwide, Bud Light, Dr. Pepper. Those are the only 4 things that I know he sings about. Every time I want to rip him for sucking and being a shill, I realize he is mad fucking rich. Well played, you no-talent ass-clown!

And instead of a pirate ship, his next stop is Tent City.

He may not buy it, but he certainly drinks it.

Damn, we saw what he did with a top-tier receiver in Moss. Good analysis here.

Peyton is the biggest choke artist in all of football. Does it matter what records you set in the regular season when you constantly get trounced when it matters?

Wait, who are you considering the greatest QB of all time then?