If your woodwork doesn't fade after 4 hours, please seek medical assistance.

Unsupportive wife proves to be shitty wife? Well color me shocked.

"Me too"
-Steve Young

Charlie Whitehurst

Jesus H Fuck, Drew. This PB debate is gonna rage harder than the standing/sitting to wipe one.

"You can tell by watching him play."

That is the most dumb part of that video.

The MLS acting all nefarious to ensure that their most popular markets get the best players?

http://www.onceametro.com/2013/8/3/45844…

NO FUCKING WAY!?!?!

At this rate, they're going to turn the MLS into the MLB where the only teams with consistently performing talent will be the Sounders, Galaxy, Red Bulls, NYCFC, and…

""That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," - African kids after finally receiving some food to eat

Eh, Golden Tate's on pace to earn himself a pretty nice pay raise. I think she'll be fine.

Uh, no. The old overtime sudden death rules were the ones decided by the coin toss.

WNBA all-star team still gets housed.
/hot take
//come at me, Jezzies

His wife trying to put him on a sex ban is the best part of this video, haha.

Aren't they only sponsoring one car on the IndyCar side this year though?

His draft stock may not get any higher. What if Barrett (Miller is the worst QB of the 3 IMO) beats him out next year and he doesn't play? He's not going to waste a year to transfer for a one-and-done. If he would have declared, I would have loved for Buffalo to take a mid/late-round flyer on the guy based on physical…

Which of these things is not like the other...

Glad there's no real crime to fight in Baton Rouge.

I was more shocked that his dad didn't use the money to upgrade his wife instead of the ring.

Wow, overreact much, broheimian? It was a great time, and you were right, mid-70s instead of the 90s.

My point being is that they hype this tournament up to be a giant frat party at a golf course, and THIS is the one thing they deem necessary to ensure fan safety?

Misogyny? If pointing out that many beautiful women…

As somebody that attended said Wasted Management Open in 2013, if you cared about fan safety, you wouldn't serve $5 long islands when it's in the 90s. But nope, watch out for flying gloves and hats and whatnot I guess.

Nothing like ASU hotties at the TPC in sundresses though.

I see somebody took a page out of Jeter's playbook.
"Yeah John. Yeah John."