O AN HE CREEPY

Superb defense. I didn't witness any of the supreme stupidity that existed in his prior stops. I don't have the penalty metrics in front of me, but having watched every game, I don't remember any stupid personal foul calls. I really wish Ryan would have found a way to get Schwartz to stay, keeping the 4-3. Why fix…

Poor kid just got ghosted.

Peyton choking in the playoffs, yet again? Nothing wrong, just business as usual.

And this is what happens when dealing with somebody of little to no morales.

So are announcers like Ian Darke, Jon Motson, and Martin Tyler. And they can do it without sounding like assclowns, unlike Hudson, Gus Johnson, and Vitale.

A true humorless killjoy is Joe Buck. "That is a disgusting act." I think we can both agree on that.

That one puckered up my butthole

No, I can't handle when announcers are fucking dick garblers and just scream shit so they can be heard rather than describing the action. Oh, let me guess. DOOK BABY! OH COACH K'S PENIS IN MY MOUTH!

So that's what Brazilian Ronaldo is up to these days

I feel like the proper DSHOF rejection, in this case, should have been HELL 2 DA NAW!

Sounds about right. I know that Dynamo Kiev got tossed from the Europa League for being in violation, while City and PSG just had to pay fines. Yes, the penalty for corrupt transfers of finance is MORE CORRUPT TRANSFERS OF FINANCE!

Didn't UEFA find the Eithad naming rights to the stadium to be grossly inflated and thusly applied a cheaper, fairer value when calculating whether they were in violation of Financial Fair Play?

I'm not going to comment on whether Sheriff Ward did or did not verbalize said quote. However "This interview was conducted with another member of the Hardin County Sheriff's Office present " is not a valid defense with the way it has been demonstrated that fellow cops cover for their own.

Fuck and yes.

Why couldn't Donte Stallworth have hit Gregggggggggggg instead?

god, I hate his hyperbole so much

But but but, Ronaldo is a diva nancy-boy and Messi is God!
/all Messi fanboys

The ESPN talking heads on SportsCenter at lunchtime today were saying that Winston was the better prospect because he was "strong, athletic, intelligent, hard-working, and a handsome (I shit you not, Mel Kiper said this) individual. Like Vince Young".

You may want to pick better citations than those who apparently eat…

Oh, he killed him! HE KILLED HIM!