WURL STAH!

Uh, Mariota's 3 years feature 68.6%, 63.6%, and 68.5% completion with INT totals of 3, 4, and 6 respectively.

Winston's two years are 65.3%, and 66.9% completion with INT totals of 18 and 10.

Pro means Pro. PROOOOOOO MEANS PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Isn't bond only like 10% though. So $275000, and he probably put up his house as collateral?

If his qualifications list Phil Mickelson's Accuracy Academy, hit the deck!

Twenty Sword

Competent quarterbacking gets us wins against the Texans, Raiders, and one of the games against the Chiefs/Broncos. 9+3 =12. 16-12 =4. There's 12-4 for your ass.

I'm trying to calculate whether sales of Jack Daniel's are about to go way up or way down.

Have fun when McDoofus runs Kaep out of town, trades 3 picks to draft Rapeis, and uses scorched earth tactics to leave the roster with no talent after he gets fired.

The term is "rocket engineers", thank you very much
-Sergio Garcia
/hits another ball in the water on 17

It'll be a seamless transition from Hoyer to Micro Man, with the interceptions and all.

As a Buffalo fan, your assessment is correct.
/mainlines Labatt Blue Light until comatose

You gonna fry, Darren Sharper. You gonna fry.

Cue up the haters saying Cutler doesn't care about being benched.

Looks like a white kid's homecoming dance moves.

How the reporter bought this chicanery when Mohammed said he would guarantee "explosive returns on investment" is beyond me.

I was on board with you until you clowned on Larussa for what is a solid pitchers/hour ratio. The man can drink.

His bigger problem is going to be when Goodell tries to toss him from the league for child abuse by citing these videos.

So it's like basketball's version of the read option? Good enough to work against college/developmental teams but would get destroyed by any competent pro organization.

Darren Sharper's making a run for the title as well.