Bailiff: [picks it up and runs it into the garbage can]
Everybody: "Best bailiff ever!"

"Fuck it, I'm going deep"

If you don't want to have your trip sacked, don't wear a David Carr jersey.

Come up with something creative, homie. It's not an insult when we already know and believe it.

I deal with Patriots bandwagon fans who have no concept of franchise history before Tom Brady and get butthurt over the insults hurled at "Patriot Nation" or whatever the fuck you clowns call yourself on a daily basis. Have fun time travelling back to the Steve Grogan/Patriot Pat era after Belichick or Brady retire.

The Jets under Mangini went 9-7, 4-12, 10-6 having to deal with the Cheatriots twice a year.
The three years before Harbaugh, the 49ers went 7-9, 8-8, 6-10 in a shit-ass NFC West.

It's not like Rex Ryan inherited a flaming bag of dog shit.

And as a Bills fan, I am now about to hang myself...

But seriously, in a league of parity where true dynasties are rare, how is going to 3 straight NFC Championship games a bad thing?

Yeah, only coached his team to three straight NFC Championship games. What a fucking bum!

Kobe to girl in Colorado: "Kobe: "Practice gets real uncomfortable when I'm in this mother———."

I didn't pick Randall or any other Gay

"I counted 1,2,3,...14."
- U2

This is turning into Tommy Boy, where he literally has no idea about how to properly connect with his fanbase/customers, but because he technically works for the owners/daddy, he'll never be canned.

IN COMES THE MEAT WAGON!

You'll always walk alone!

Profitable. The adjective you were looking for was profitable.

That was my senior year of college and we got out of class right at 230 on Champions League days. Walked into the East Lansing B-Dubs right as Carrick sent that rocket upper 90 to get us started. Maybe that was a bad example of Carrick's offensive abilities as even Patrice Evra scored.

I feel like he was a more attacking midfielder at Tottenham though...I remember Sir Alex pining for Hargreaves so that he could push Carrick forward so he could hopefully unleash more offensive devastation like he did against Roma and those assists to Ronaldo in his 42 goal campaign. But Hargo could never stay…

The one thing I hate about Man United is how they take every central midfielder and try to turn him into a defensive holding mid, no matter what his pedigree is. Carrick, Fletcher, Kagawa (or on the wing!), Fellaini, Hargreaves, Anderson, etc. Out of that list, Fletcher and Hargo were probably the only true CDMs. Mata…

Tiger Woods, you suck. God damn it.

I don't think he's pleased.

I'm still holding out faint hopes for a playoff spot. SHOUT!

"Murderers" better yet.