As as a Buffalo fan, I swear if he gets suspended for child abuse for this...
we're still not going to the playoffs :(

Because he was throwing them into the lake of Jack Daniel's instead.

I was in my dorm at Michigan State, sophomore year, watching the game with a lot of Pistons fans. We were all hammered and I couldn't believe what I was watching. Like the one guy that got punched in the face and was stumbling around on the court, and then Stephen Jackson smashed him again with a titanic punch.

Fast…

vary-cow-see-lee?

For their next act, they should sing Timbaland's "Kill Yourself".

Did I say sing? I meant they should just kill themselves.

I didn't realize Duke Nukem played for the Jags.

Ah, I appreciate this even more as Shannon Brown and I were at MSU at the same time. Kid has mad hops.

What's the real-life context behind this? Was Dwight being boom-roasted in pre-game?

/Shotguns 24 oz. Blue Light Can
//Sings "Shout" Song
///Cries

You're a Bills fan. I'm from Rochester and I, too, am a Bills fan. In light of our shittiness on Thursday night, let me extend an olive branch to you, good sir.

Ah. I thought automatic berth just meant you got into the 68-team pool. Not an automatic bypass from the play-in games. Thanks.

I still don't understand how the play-in games are for any seed other than #16s. And then some pools don't make you pick the play-in games as both participants in each game are judged as one entity moving on in the tournament. Which if they move on to play #1s, doesn't matter as they will get smoked. But when they're…

Seemed to work for Aaron Rodgers before they got Eddie Lacy, and Big Ben. And those are RGIII's contemporaries, fellow first-round picks.

Today I learned that "elsewhere" only refers to running backs!

Yeah, D-Jax and Pierre Garcon are fucking bums.

Fair enough, I'm an Os fan, so I give no shits, but one sister is a Yankees fan and the other is a Sox fan, and it gets annoying.

"But, but, but A-ROID!" - butthurt Red Sox fans

So what would the fans in MetLife be fined, given their feelings towards Rex and Idzik? Eleventy billion dollars?

When you're driving in a Lexus
And you're feelin' quite horrendous
Diarrhea

let us know how that science experiment turns out