Aaah, so Busch's claim of innocence is just Patricia "misremembering" the situation.

I feel like we need a Sailor Jerry open thread. I messed up at the Arkansas game a few weeks ago visiting a friend in Fayetteville and made a SJ/Pepsi TB at 50/50. It kicked my ass. I'm hoping your "Smooth Sailing" friend provides me with the warmth and comfort that I desire.

I never thought of that, which is stupid because I always used to make Sailors and Cherry Coke, until I decided to cut out HFCS. Thank you, fellow Sailor!

I'll have to try that, minus the diet part as I'm only 130 lbs. What's the proportion of tea to Sailor that you use? I think I'll go Sailing for the Bills game on Thursday night.

If it's Sailor Jerry, then +1 to you good sir.
/Sailor Jerry and Pepsi throwback
//Sailor Jerry, hot apple cider, cinnamon stick
///Sailor Jerry straight out of the flask
////MOAR SAILOR JERRY!

Divides up the year into more months. Less days per month, therefore making the masturbation:days ratio more plausible but still not quite accurate.

Hey man, depending on the size of the parking lot, it can be a true panic.

According to Zlatan's biography (which yes, not the most impartial), Messi started demanding to be played centrally right as Zlatan scored some game winners. Henry and Villa were always pushed out wide despite never being true wingers. Neymar and Suarez have been at the club for a collective 2 seasons. If Suarez goes…

- Diego Maradona, beating his wife and triumphantly entering a coke den

"PK7 is a selfish diva who only cares about stats and can only score off of penalties" - Messi fans

Meanwhile Messi only started taking free kicks and penalties after Ronaldo started going HAM on dead balls with Manchester United.

And speaking of selfish, look at the star quality that Messi ran out of his own…

Even Stevie Wonder could have helped this guy. Mainly because he can see.
/conspiracy'd

If they sign Incognito, we'll lose any chances of a repeat of Osweiler-face. Mainly because Richie will have shit on it.

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum

Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could have won the cup
But he fucked it up
Viva John Terry
/won't actually happen, Chelsea is too good and everyone else is hemorrhaging points

bags were never big enough though, you needed 3 of them or those Capri Sun XLs they came out with

It's been two years though...

whaaaaaa?

She's got getting away from the Rapeis speed.

This fits perfectly with the Lakers' offense. Sign him up!

Right where it fucking belongs.