Is the Emmitt Smith lock of the week supposed to be as retarded as he is? Because as a Bills fan, this game is anything but a lock.

JP Loser really really begs to differ.

I must have missed where Goodell put the heat to your dome and forced you to watch every game on Sunday.

Fair enough. If you don't mind me asking, upstate or NYC?

How the fuck could you vote for Cuomo? Everybody I know was staunchly against him.

I postulated this before, and got laughed at. But again I ask: Will the Lakers win 10 games this year?

so that's how you consume cesium

Bud Light: Anything Can Happen

Kobe, tell me how last place taste

That sounds fucking horrendous

He's just watching us all

Raptor Jesus hath decried that the Coughlin/Manning era is extinct.

I understand that the way the transfer worked was tied to the amount Moneybags Abramovich spent on Torres (him in form with #8 was fun to watch), but still. Woof.

35 fucking million

I thought Balotelli was going to be a big signing for you guys, with something to prove. How has Lambert looked, now that he's no longer big fish in small pond?

Ronaldo has been going HAM this season. The numbers he's putting up are staggering. Best of luck, mate but I fear you'll be walking alone.

As a Man United fan, I still wouldn't mind watching Stevie G get to lift the Premier League trophy. The Gillett family truly fucked him with some awful teams. I know that you had to cash in on Suarez with Barca offering bank, but you guys are nowhere near as lethal without him. That Real Madrid CL game was painful to…

Hell, the argument that I've been hearing these days is that it's too harsh to have both a penalty conceded and a man sent off. So no backlash, and almost sympathy. Suarez made an illegal play, the laws of the game were adjudicated correctly by the referee, and Gyan choked. How the hell was the latter Suarez's fault?…

there were hoodies without the sleeves cut off?

So her milk wasn't bad