Why the fuck all the hate for Almond Joy? COCONUT!

He didn't enter the horse. The horse backed that ass up onto him.

I pee in the shower and fuck candy corn right in its multi-colored asshole.

I went as Ron Mexico my junior year of college in 2005. My sister had given me a Michael Vick jersey for my birthday that year as he was the shit and on the cover of Madden and whatnot. I had grown out a huge afro that year as well, so I got my black Nike headband, taped R. Mexico to the back of the jersey, and we're…

We did the same 11 years ago, and my roomate took a knee to the dome as well on an interception. I located him on the first floor of our dorm making chit chat with this cute girl that he liked, only she thought he was straight shitfaced. Mind you this was on a Friday around 3pm.

Goodell is about to fine him for advertising one of the league's commercial competitors.

And Goodell just fined him for offensive language.

Remember the Reese's Big Cup? I swear they used a thicker, creamier peanut butter in them that made them even better. We would put them in our freezers in college and then destroy them as night-time snacks.

4. Not head of gambling mob

This would have seen a large increase in their (muff)diving category.

are we seriously looking at a team whose win column will not be in the double digits?

But the ethylene glycol is so tasty!

Cut DeSean Jaccson!
Who needs 20 yards per catch?
Yes, keep the racist

However, he does think that Michael Sam is being haunted by the devil.

How did Queen Queeftifa's rendition not make it? She absolutely butchered it into some Soul Train nonsense.

Yeah you're right. I keep forgetting that predated his playoff game with Scott Zolak.

No means no. Nono nono no!

What if I told you that a professional franchise can actually be this inept?

was Pete Carroll a first-time caller?

Staind sucks. He sucks.