My friends at Michigan State still do a tribute shot, mimicking my unique delivery, in my honor if they play without me. I always aimed for the back right part of the cup and the spin turned it right in. The kicker was always to pick a girl as a partner. She'd always be like "I'm shitty at beer pong, you don't want me…

Shades of van Nistelrooy against Estonia. Love it!

Sidearm with backspin. This coming from a player who would have had no social life in college except for being awesome at this game.

My weapon of choice to help me converse with the ladies at Michigan State my freshman year.

Trent Edwards was on pace to become a good quarterback until that unchecked Adrian Wilson blitz that knocked him into the year 3942. I completely forgot the Kelly Holcomb era/dumpster fire. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE SUCH DOGSHIT? WE LOST ALL FOUR SUPER BOWLS!

Eagerly tries to find Manchester United in the article...awe.

Fuck that was an embarrassment. Alex Van Pelt, Billy Joe Hobert, Todd Collins.
/kills self

Or featuring in the next 'Melo video

My friend's son is called Mason, and we call him Mase. And he is indeed awesome.

Unscrew the plumbing into the top of the urinal and place a turd by hand in the pipe?

This. I don't understand. Are guys susceptible to male-pattern pube baldness where clumps of pubes just start falling out everywhere?

Homologation. Homogenization is what's ruining GTLM and the Prototype class because the TUSCC people keep fucking it up.

I dunno. Based on some of the ineptitude on display between this and Andy Reid's "clock management", you might be okay.

"A fourth outlay, entitled simply "clothing for needy families," listed "unknown" for the number of recipients."

Relax guys, he's just trying to clothe his kids.

Bad boys, bad boys

FIRE THIS ASSHOLE!

With the way everybody ducks Tom, I'm assuming the suspension would have been for actually connecting with him.

Uh, who the hell ever said that about Peyton? Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stokely, Dallas Clark, Frank Luc...I mean Marvin Harrison? Yeah, a real band of nobodies right there!

The kicker is that it was the same horse from the Funbag yesterday.

Steve Smith tells Panthers to go home, get off his lawn.