Talk about openly advertising your age bracket

Stick with it, because that horse got churned into glue.

Him under the influence of JD > EJ

Jack Daniel's sales in the Orchard Park area just rose over 3000%

Derek Jeter to jeering Jeets female fan: "Fuck you!"

They played with "getting away from the switch" speed.
-Gus Johnson

Our offensive distribution has been similar across all four games though. Cutler threw a couple of customary INTs in the first game and our defense went HAM against the Dolphins, but our offense has been abysmal outside of Freddy and CJ. EJ has no ability to push the ball downfield. That Williams bomb was on…

We were up 13-6 at halftime of the fourth one, and I got my hopes up. I would finally be able to tell all of those bandwagon Dolphins, Raiders, and Steelers fans that somehow existed in upstate NY to go fuck themselves. Then we shit the bed.

Bills playbook:
Run CJ Spiller
Screen CJ Spiller
Run Fred Jackson
Screen Fred Jackson

Glory Glory Man United!
/concedes 4 goals in a row

Oh you'll always walk alone. Which ship has never docked in Liverpool? The Premiership.

3-0 with "They're not boos, it's Drewwww Stanton"? I'd say they're pretty good.

This was actually left by Mark Sanchez as a parting gift to Geno Smith and the starting offensive line.

At least he had a name. Otherwise they'd have to call him "Dark Man X"

If anything, Adrian has taught the offense that they need to switch it up

"I tried to warn him."
-Wi Tu Lo

What is your true opinion of Buffalo?

FIRE THIS ASSHOLE!
Roger Goodell*
(*potential midseason firing)

Ok, now you're just being fucking stupid.

Brown skin?