And the Horseballs era re-ignites!

HOT TAKE!

The host can consider himself lucky. One poor sap who was just doing his job got laid out with a titanic right hand that left him convulsing on the ground like an infantile retard.

what did you expect from a band whose intro hook for a particular song was 1, 2, 3...14?

It's probably the chin strap pulled over his nose.

I wouldn't call the Sabres much of a team at the moment.

¡no... nono, nono, no...!

Ray Lewis: "Stand for obstructing justice, or else you'll fall for murder."

Hey man, What-a-Burger did wonders for Mark Brunell....aw shit.

My boy that grew up in Rochester with me now lives in Boston. Every time I visit, I take so much shit from his friends who conveniently forget about the Patriot Pat helmets, Steve Grogan, Scott fucking Zolak, and being the doormats of the AFC East. Fackhin' bandwagonahs.

My fiancee broke up with me the night before that Cleveland 6-3 game. While watching that game, I was a bit complacent at the beginning. By the end, I was drunk and furious. OVER THE FACT THAT DEREK "HORSEBALLS" ANDERSON WENT 2/17 for 22 YDS 0TD/1INT AND FUCKING WON THE GAME!

I had no idea Seneca Wallace was still in the league until Rodgers went down last year.

David Moyes last season - "Fire that motherfucker"

How the fuck is Long John Silver's in business still? Easily the worst fast food franchise in the history of anything.

it's only alcoholism if you have to attend 12-step meetings

I was thinking the same thing. I can barely get my thumb in there. Index provides enough dexterity and room to properly navigate and remove all debris.

we prefer Garbageowlowski amongst our group

GO GREEN!

I resign as SF of the NYJ