having a low bounce angle is key for ultimate shin shattering contact

I was a big fan of Harrison's as I grew up in Rochester and was a SU fan. The persona he displayed there and in Indianapolis was a complete antithesis to his dealings in Philadelphia. I actually think I may have put my life in danger with that post. SEND HELP!

I was at the UA when Scott was there, and this is a common occurrence for him. Although that posed problems for the USC game in 2012, because he got knocked the fuck out, and he was able to convince the coaches that his puking was part of the routine and played with a concussion.

The year after he ran for the 2k, he was averaging .9 YPC and people started calling him CJ0.9 . My soothsaying abilities foretell a similar outcome in the Meadowlands.

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

as a Bills fan, I may just go hang myself after reading this

Something tells me this situation is about to get Messier.

My last one would always ask me to pop her's too. WTF!?! I'm with you on this.

Glad to see Donald Sterling figured out Kinja

I read it too, I think I found it on either ESPN or SI, and it was scary as balls. I love how the ballistics matched to his rare, unique weapon, and they still couldn't pin him for it. He's more evasive avoiding prosecution than he was running routes for the Orange and the Colts.

Being the best player in the world and being worth a fortune doesn't hurt either

I'll address your points in opposite order.

I now agree with you that Dungy was commenting about the media circus that was going to follow Michael Sam, not Sam's sexual orientation. I just don't understand how this generates more controversy than killing dogs for sport (Vick), convicted of being a wife-beater (Rice),…

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Hell yes! Everyone goes to the tried and true Arnold one-liners, while this gem remains a treasure to the few that know about it.

god damn it, I get one of those chicken sandwiches weekly at least...now I'm going to be in fear of the cysty chicken sandwich

I love when parents get all uppity about their kids swearing. Meanwhile, all the kids are cursing like sailors on the bus in 1st grade. Yay, a bunch of people thousands of years ago deemed a certain subsection of words to be "profane". What if I said "peanut butter and jelly" is a profane statement. Would you no…

A man with no compassion or understanding for beliefs different from his own, and his son ended up killing himself? Shocked. Shocked!

I'm actually a registered Republican, dipshit. And my parents made me join the Catholic Church as a teenager. I've seen the most hypocrisy and poor treatment of others come from those who are ultra religious. As a person of color, I have faced discrimination, been mocked, bullied, and denied opportunities given to…

Ah yes, the fairy tale that everybody fears and lets dictate life. Newsflash, god and Santa Claus have more in common than you think.