Also said by Elin upon Tiger's return to the household that fateful Thanksgiving evening...

equal rights, until you want to be treated as superior

where's poster Dany Heatley Speedwagon when you need him?

I do not have any legal knowledge, but my guess is going to be that the defense will argue that head trauma accrued through his time with the Patriots put him in a frame of mind to commit murder that he would not have been in otherwise. Seeing as how the Patriots did not force him to play at gunpoint (OR DID THEY!), I…

That's the joke

Plus nobody would end up being dropped

well played

As an American that actually went to Brazil for the opening week of the World Cup, go clone yourself. Despite the language barrier being much greater than it was when I went through Europe (because I speak French as a 2nd language and more people know English in Europe), everybody was extremely friendly and hospitable…

Cottonelle for the win. I was so happy when I started buying that after college instead of the dorm room negative ply cardboard they supplied the bathrooms with.

This. Had to quit playing basketball in middle school, soccer was always a disadvantage, until I got to college and kind of got caught up height/weight wise. But then they turned 21, so all of the sweet house parties turned into them going to bars and me drinking Labatt Blue by the caseload by myself on weekend…

Ever thought that's because Lalas and Twellman blow in comparison (both in terms of match analysis and playing resume)? It would be very understandable to take your position if they were doing the match commentary and having this frame of reference. From my perspective, if a pundit wants to take that frame of…

Yeah, Ballack was only the German captain for how long, and RVN was just a goal-scoring machine for the Oranje. They have close ties to their respective football federations. I believe Bob Levy said, after Ballack referred to the German team as "we", that if you captain your country, you can refer to it was "we" all…

I don't even know if you need to completely overhaul the system. They do serve Bud Light after all, so they probably just have to route the urinal drainage directly back to the kiosks.

I thought that FIFA's anti-corruption task force had 0 people, given that the entire organization is a corruption task force.

Garbageowlowski. End of story.

It'll be interesting to see what happens when Bandwagon....I mean NYCFC comes online. They'll have the pull of the Yankees and Manchester City (which I swear, I don't recall seeing any MCFC fans in the States before 2012).

Reading comprehension, homes. I spent a summer there on internship.

I did an internship in Portland in 2011 and went to a bunch of Timbers games in 2011. Those games were crazy awesome to go to. And you're right, I have been hearing about a midwest explosion with SKC and such. But I live in NY and for as many people that live there, the Red Bulls aren't as watched as I figured. The…

Honestly, unless you live in a soccer hotbed city here like any of the Pac NW cities, nobody that follows soccer in this country gives two shits about the MLS. Most have their European teams that they follow. The MLS is still trash compared to the European domestic leagues. I don't think MLS attendance truly reflects…

Are you stupid? That's easily one of the strikes of the tournament.