Well, next game seeing as how a draw gets you through, we could get away without having Deuce in the lineup and you'd want Bradley to maintain possession and dictate play. However, when we're gonna need goals in the knockout stage, there's only one man on this team who has produced game after game. Listen, I rate…

And I do wish Bradley could have gotten a run of games anywhere in Europe. That Aston Villa loan yielded nothing, and right as he was playing well at Roma and getting some Euro cred, they replaced him with Strootman, who is a great player in his own right.

We're gonna need them both at full steam to do damage in the knockout stages
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

For being our "best field player", which is fucking ridiculous, as that is Clint Dempsey, you have to have the tactical awareness to boot that ball out of the stadium with less than 30 seconds of stoppage time remaining. And I'm a pretty big Michael Bradley fan, as I was predicting him to break out on the world stage…

And cost us victory with that beer league turnover at the death!

Sending Dan Marino and Jimmy Johnson out of Miami with a 62-7 ass pillaging?

Much like how long drive competitors don't hack it on the PGA Tour. There's still the physical aspect of being able to run, jump, and shoot and the mental acuity to understand where your position is among 21 other players.

I can't juggle for shit, maybe 20 or so juggles. But my speed and my passing allows me to get…

And he left Cleveland because the Cavs' front office didn't attempt to assemble anything past a beer-league team for him to try to carry to a championship.

I love how everyone acts like the rest of Jordan's teams sucked balls and he won all 6 rings by himself. Yup...Pippen, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Grant, Armstrong. Phil Jackson as coach. Fucking scrubs.

Why the fuck is everyone siding with StubHub here? As a Michigan State alumni, my friends and I tried getting tickets to the Rose Bowl this year. We all got by our computers at 1100am on the Thursday they went on sale. By 1101am, they were sold out. But wait! StubHub had those same sections we were looking at…

what you have done there, i see it

You're entitled to not be thrown in a gulag or face government prosecution. You are not absolved from ridicule by the public. Figure out the correct interpretation of the 1st Amendment you fucking idiot.

Pictured: The sniper on the grassy knoll in Dealey Plaza.

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This family is so backasswards, I wouldn't be surprised if Jim Bob decides to marry one of his daughters. Hell, they're already indoctrinated to believe this nonsense.

Fair enough. I follow the Prem, so I'm not educated enough on the inner workings of the Spanish FA. I've heard that Madrid, especially when it comes to these ridiculous transfers like Bale and Ronaldo, is basically bankrolled by the Spanish banks? I just figured that the Spanish FA would much rather have had Barca…

Marco, how often do you find yourself adjusting the weight jackers/anti-roll bars during the course of a full fuel stint? And what's it like having Kurt Busch as your teammate for the month?

For fuck's sake, they were serving the coffee so hot that it caused instant 3rd degree burns. And the payout wasn't actually millions of dollars.

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Too bad FIFAlona shouldn't be able to buy him even if he was available on the transfer market. But those corrupt motherfuckers at FIFA rescinded the transfer ban for the next 2 windows based on no new evidence whatsoever. FIFAlona, UEFAlona, fucking disgusting. I'm just surprised Atletico managed to equalize. I…

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