How is Wolverine's draft outlook not: Selected by the Ravens to fill the void left by slash-and-gash All-Pro MLB Ray Lewis?

Nonononononononononono! Tut, Tug? You guys okay?

If they would have spelled it "Jaccson", only then would that have started a media uproar.

That's what I noticed too. The smack and rebound off the concrete looked worse than the shovel "toss".

WURL STAH!

Woosh!

My eyes, the goggles do nothing

And he's still alive!

Hey, there's Gus Johnson ruining the atmosphere of yet another great goal.

Of course the Red Sox aren't going to say anything...

http://deadspin.com/cardinals-mino…

Gus Johnson blows donkey balls. Man United's manager is David Moyes, not David Moist. When Bayern were up 3-2 on aggregate, he said that if United scored, Bayern would have to score twice to advance. What the fuck? 2+1 = 3. 3-3 means Man United would advance on away goals, but Bayern could regain control by scoring…

I also remember that he only had just found out the kid was his like a few weeks before the murder happened. It doesn't dismiss your point, but I don't think it's quite the same comparison to a nuclear family planning on having a child.

I remember his dad made a pretty passionate plea that his son needed help after he was arrested like 3 times in a week, and everyone just said it was typical black guy blaming everyone else for his self-inflicted problems.

Titus Young of the Detroit Lions?

He never said he wanted a new contract 2 years into the new one. He said he wished that some of it was guaranteed. Remember how everyone called him selfish for wanting a new deal after grossly overperforming his rookie contract? Well, due to none of that money being guaranteed, the Eagles can cut him due to a…

If your chief is Chief Wiggum, then yes. Yes it will.

But if they kept D-Jax, then Sunshine would have had to change his name to Nicc Foles.

DeSean Jackson - suspected gang member in Philadelphia - blacklisted
Marvin Harrison - mobster in Philadelphia - untouchable

Yup. Completely makes sense to me.

Are there any cars in their lineup outside of the 911, Boxster, or Cayman? Besides the Panamera, which is just a luxo-mobile.

Meth, not even once.