I think he meant the spot of the kick would be from the 35, making the official line-of-scrimmage around the 28-yard line. Therefore all tries would be 45-yard attempts. That's how I interpreted it.

Is it just me, or is this a completely douche maneuver?

It still is. I have my DVR for DirecTV set to record it as a series. It's been showing on Tuesday mornings at like 200am. They even did one on Thursday morning for the Wednesday games last week. When I go home, I'll check my recording times and get better clarification for you.

I'm more concerned about the fact that Olaf's better half seemed to make it sound like the pants-shitting was a more common experience than we're led to believe...

VTECH just kicked in, yo!

Yes, but characterizing "97%" of all real football fans as dorks really shows your true "signs of intelligence".

You should clone yourself, while you're still alive...

So you're going to tell your punter or 8th string QB, who has maybe executed this play a handful of times in practice, to pull this off to win the Iron Bowl? My guess is he won't "take the sack", but freeze like a deer in headlights, get smoked, and Auburn runs back the ensuing fumble to win anyways.

In the vein of that book they sell about rap lyrics deciphered for you and your grandmother:

So I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.

First of all, I strongly detest the woman you are having sexual intercourse with
And the group of people that you have as associates
Coming from the west portion of the city
W…

and if you're down with the Peacock, then fuck you too!

Now that's what I call a....golieaso!
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!

-1 for incorrect usage of haiku
/awaits voicemail about getting my mouth shit in

"Thinking of going to Wales to visit your relative any time soon? Well, think again, RHYS GRYYFFNDYRSHR!"

I went to Cardiff to visit my uncle and his family back in 2009, and I didn't know Wales had it's own language. I was taking the train with my girl at the time, leaving from Liverpool, and when we passed into…

Completely agree. They both bring their unique brand of awesomeness to the beautiful game. Most Messi or CR7 fan boys cannot appreciate that, and it seems like if you're a fan of one, you have to hate the other. I've been a CR7 fan since he came to Man United, but I appreciate that Messi is an unbelievable talent. I…

Free Kicks- Even [I might go slight edge Ronaldo]

Not even close. It's Ronaldo all the way. Ronaldo has been bombing in howitzers since 2007-2008 at Man United. Messi didn't even start taking free kicks until a few years ago, which in my opinion is because he wanted all the goals he could get after Ronaldo came to…

Now that IS a disgusting act!

I fear this will be Oden's likely demise

Get Easterbrook the hell out of here!

I'm in a snow globe in a dollar store!

PCP Addicts Shown to Have Humongous Pain Deficits

It's Jahvid Best. He actually was coming off of a minor concussion against ASU in the week prior to this game. He suffered a concussion on the play, but was drafted by the Lions in 2010. He suffered two concussions in 2011 and has all but retired due to post-concussion syndrome.