Stupid? Yes. Racist? Until proven otherwise, I don’t think that’s a fair assessment to make.

And yet here I am, gainfully employed. But to clarify, I never said violence is an acceptable response to anything. I said violence is a potential consequence. If you get slumped for talking crazy about somebody that’s on you. That ain’t my cross to bear.

YOu can match your donk.

F it. I’m buying one to mount on the back of my car for the idiots with their high-beams on.

That would be absolutely creepy to see. Have some person in a vanta black suit come running towards the camera and it will look like Peter Pan’s shadow has come to life

711 supplies two things and two things only: onigiris and milk tea. That is the purpose of 711.

Too bad my car is painted Vanta Black. He’ll never see me coming even with his portable sun.

I’ll be so glad when we get to Nevada and South Carolina and the actual base of the Democratic party gets a say. The Iowa mess is a good indication of what you get when white leftists try to make the rules.

Nobody went with Streety McStreetface?

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

Turmeric reared its ugly head on me years ago during my first trip to Japan.  For reasons unknown to me, at a noodle shop I ordered curry udon.  Even though I didn’t really know how to “properly” eat udon (lots of noodles falling back into the bowl.)  and I was wearing a white shirt. 

OK long story about my Aunt and Uncle. My Uncle was an inventor who didn’t give much thought or care to what he wore. My Aunt was a writer/editor and much more aware of the world. So one morning I am sitting with my Aunt drinking coffee and my Uncle comes in the kitchen directly behind her. Without even turning around…

(My grandmother ran a similar subterfuge: for her entire life, she made a great show of seeking and appearing to defer to men’s opinions, and then she proceeded to do exactly as she pleased.)

Well, that presumes one is not an average egg-noodle-and-ketchup-eating nobody...

I hate this expected result. 

Basically he picked her, can’t say anything about it because of NDAs... the only racist bone in her body is his.

This. I think mayo on a burger is weird, but I ain’t gonna put down and deny the people who want it. Food snobbery is even weirder than mayo on a burger.

This isn’t even a debate.

The only thing worth eating at work are those that are “nutritionally worthless”

I was once shamed by co-workers, anonymously, as I waited for my Pop Tarts to toast. Someone mentioned that “something smells like Pop Tarts” but said they didn’t see any 10-year-old kids in the office... In the years since I’ve come to realize that that person was just an a-hole and there’s nothing wrong with pop…