Dash Max from Exkaiser suddenly makes more sense.

Wednesday, April 1 — Maltese’s What’s Opera, Doc?

...The Pumaman.

...let your mom-in-law know that her moment of suffering has led to a brilliant nirvana of understanding. That might just be the best take I’ve heard about it - well done her!

There’s no yawning before that *mlem*, so it’s clearly a Fake Mlem.

...what are you eating that comes out that solid?

...it’s called a shower, my dude.

...I should rewatch Back to the Future this weekend.

So here’s what you do: take that Circus Peanut Salad and leave out the circus peanuts. You now have an edible dish.

Got soap, though?

Hm. This clears up a couple of things! Thanks.

...I can’t put my finger on it, but something feels weird about this. 

It won’t be enough. They’re trying to prop up a $19 trillion GDP with a one-time $200+ billion. This is not a solution; this is hush money.

The U.S. government has only so much control over the spread of covid-19.

Okay, sure. Not even remotely close to my usual playlist genres, but you’re hyping it so it’s probably worth listening to.

I want this guy and the Diecast Rally Championship guy to collaborate on something.

*Clash on the Big Bridge intensifies*

...So, Strawberry Eggs, but everyone’s in on it?

Update, March 17 2020:

Are we really to believe that the USAF just pushed aside the development of a stealthy deep strike unmanned combat aircraft for the better part of a decade, letting the Navy take the sole reins on such a revolutionary weapons technology? Unlikely.