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I’ll pretend this is youtube:

I heard Taco Bell is being forced to close doors as it’s now considered a gateway to excessive toilet paper wasting. /s

Shitting in the shower won’t work. Not unless you install a garbage disposal.

I STILL do not understand how this happened.

You cannot wipe your ass with soap.

It will be an interesting appeal because the judge has been about it since last year.

Catwoman lead to the best unintended insult I have ever heard. A little background, first: my mother-in-law has an exceedingly poor grasp on the mechanics of pop-culture. She literally just learned what TV seasons are and how they work last year, as an example. One day, while channel surfing, she came upon the

Circus peanuts are the plutonium and coronavirus of candy all in one but ORANGE circus peanuts on Saint Patrick’s Day is a step too far...

Thank you so much for the feature and kind words Luke! This made my day! Especially in light of what's going on in the world. 

I’ve forgotten what it’s like to even have a press secretary.  Has anyone actually ever seen Stephanie Grisham?  Is there proof she’s a real person, and not just another alter ego like John Barron?

Though ridiculous and foolhardy as it may seem to a sound mind, celebrities are often thought of as “too important” to be subjected to tragedy or major illnesses

Yeah, when I was on unemployment, my benefits were the max amount for my state and they were about $2K a month. For people who are check to check and suddenly have no income, a grand isn’t going to do much. It’s better than nothing, but it’s certainly not going to cover everything.

Yes. It’s riot gear. Paintball guns firing pepper spray capsules.

In 2 weeks he’s gonna eat that donkey.

Hey, if that can't get specific about their policies, then they gotta expect to run into "problems"...

So, when I do it it's a "problem", but when Japanese women do it it's somehow cool or kawai or whatever-the-fuck?

What an unnecessarily pissy article.