Admittedly I stole that from an old Louis Jordan/Bing Crosby song. It takes a while to get to that line, but it’s worth it.

I don’t get a lot of things these days, which is in no way your fault.

You appear to be the winner.

Autibianchi! I was thinking Lancia. Such a cute lil bambino, my cat though is bigger.

...Fuck yeah! 🎵

This is true. Such lawyers are a scourge to their profession and I see them as mercenaries. Still, in 2020 anyone pleading ignorance is being wilfully obtuse. I generally don’t expect much in the way of empathy from White men, but Jim DeRogatis continues to be one of my heroes for his tirelessness and prolonged anger…

LOVE HER

It’s a popular cooking staple that most people here would never want to eat by itself (like coasters probably imagine). I mix a lb of hamburger with a can of cream of mushroom, which basically forms a thick meat gravy that you set over rice. It’s delicious, and about the easiest thing hot meal I can make. I think my…

Yeah, being old enough to have had my older relatives who survived through things like the Great Depression often exposed me to some culinary horrors I have mostly been able to forget. Almost anything served in Jell-0 comes to mind and people committed some awful crimes with that thickened hoof gel. I think one of my…

I wouldn’t be too concerned, Vermont has better cheese.

Idk if you can learn to love such things.  I hold cream of soups near and dear to my heart after decades of green bean casseroles and scalloped potatoes built upon cream of mushrooms. 

All good, my friend has a lifetime Wisconsin Card and will smuggle me the good cheese and summer sausage;)

Your Wisconsin Card has been revoked. You can reinstate it by either praising Ranch dressing or complaining about FIB’s on Facebook and getting at least 10 likes.

‘it’s appropriate to eat pizza with ranch dressing’

Sexuality and gender is not the same thing. Zaya is trans but we have zero information as to her sexual orientation.

It’s a very Terry Gilliam idea to think that the Corona incubus would be a kindly retirement-age worker foisting toothpick-mounted Vienna sausage samples on a virally susceptible public.

It’s delightful to think two bored nerds just...decided to have an in-character-as-demonic-functionaries debate about Beethoven’s soul. This concept fills me with joy. 

I love how awful and fun that film is.

I unreservedly love this. (At least until the inevitable milkshake duck rears its hideous head.)