...how long have you guys been waiting to use that pun?

I dare you to pull that up to a Cars and Coffee.

That’s oversimplified but basically accurate, yes.

You can deep fry planes too, but that doesn’t mean everyone can do it.

That... is a hell of a putt.

Why not? It gets you to and from the supermarket as well as any other car.

Well hey, I’m up for some different kinds of chips. When’s the next Takeout Taste Test (chips)?

They don’t have to be transcendent, they just have to be better than the store brand.

...it’s more complicated than that, and it’s in my reply to Tropicana further down.

President Trump hates vegetables more than he hates black people.

Six months and two weeks into the year then?

3/16 sounds like it’s related to the fiscal year or something.

Someone with dirty hands, or who doesn’t want Kirkland Grease on their hands? With the size of those slices, y’know, I for one am willing to make an exception to that rule.

Fake food is also an interesting art form on its own.

Side note: he starts that quote with “I’ll tell you what’s at the bottom of it.” 

Aphasia is one of those things I wouldn’t wish on anyone. Until I see some other proof, I feel as bad for him as I do for the Crooked Oak team. 

...not all stroke victims survive in the same way.

Tradition. He has a familiar voice.

Yes and no; that simplifies it so much it might as well be describing a monarchy. That’s definitely a job the SCOTUS has, but it’s a part of being the highest court (they can’t define without a case to rule on), and they didn’t have that power until Marbury v. Madison.

...you created an account for the sole purpose of interacting with me. You must feel so clever.