I AM NOT FUCKING AMUSED WITH THE NEW AD CAMPAIGN.

Very good. Although I’d have given an A+ to a spotted dick reference.

Amazon will be creating unemployment soon enough, as all of those low-skilled warehouse workers will be replaced with robots. That’s the end game isn’t it?

Remember, it’s not the guillotine that’s so expensive, it’s the replacement blades.

He’s not conflating anything. He wrote a separate article just the other day. And the only thing that’s irresponsible is handing out enormous tax breaks to one of the richest entities in the world.

Worst mall ever.

If we ever make contact with aliens our first action should be to cancel all sports radio programming, lock up the hosts, and burn all of the tapes. It would be our only hope to prove that we are an intelligent species.

Like in a skyscraper full of terrorists, without his shoes?

If a bad thing happens, and it can be attributed to either human stupidity or human malice, 99% of the time it will be stupidity.

Makes sense. We can’t be a welfare agency for the entire world. At some point these foreign countries need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop relying on US aid.

You gotta think that over half of the packages are just thrown away because they aren’t valuable enough to sell and the thief doesn’t want the item. It seems like such a crapshoot unless you can tell that the box has something good in it before stealing. I hope the thief that stole my magnifying glass (for work, I’m…

Considering how the lower leg is dangling wrong after the incident, it probably didn’t take long to call up the local hospitals.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting for the lawsuit to be filed by this couple against the homeowner for maintaining dangerous conditions that would easily lead to injury, and then watching the…

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Auric Goldfinger, but without the gold, or the brains, or the physique, or the likability, or the giant laser.

I pulled a knife on a guy and asked him for his money, and he gave it to me. If you consent to a robbery, then it’s not a robbery.

The district attorney went on to dispute any part of the incident was waterboarding, though he said the alleged assailants used the phrase before the attack began.

Natrona county’s relationship with Lady Justice is a Blonigen/off again affair.

Pogs are the precursors to bitcoin made of cardboard.

Counterpoint: I have a good job with a good company and don’t plan to leave. Amazon coming into town would do nothing for me but raise my taxes to pay them to come to my town. A few more millennials running around will only cause more traffic congestion and longer lines and higher prices at any decent local…

Ahh, so corporations should be exempt from property taxes while all of their local workers are increasingly crushed by them due to the skyrocketing housing prices?